peele saale hairan .kyu tu

पीले  साले  हैरान  .क्यों  तू ?

जवानी  तेरी  उसी  का  तो  भाव  है .
कुछ  करेगा तू , बङा बनेगा  तू ,
पापा  का  नाम  mc-dowell  पे  छापवायेगा  तू .
मार  के  कश ..अभी  बस  छल्ला  बना  तू .
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time pass नौकरी  कौन  करेगा ? 800 की driving नहीं  करेगा .
farari और  katrina से  इश्क  करेगा.
18 के  उम्र  में  99 के  पहाङे गिनेगा .
time खोता  नहीं  करेगा , दिमाग  fryy करेगा ..
papa की pant  try करेगा . girlfriend के  सामने  cry करेगा ..

जी   ले  साले  परेशां  क्यू ...

दुनिया  गोल  है  और  सबको  पता  है   कैसा  है  तू .
किताबो  के  रट्टे ने  तुझे  degree दिलाया .
फिर  फ़ोकट  काहे  होता  हलाल  तू ...

late night बेटा call  नहीं  करेगा .. rupaye नहीं  तू  dollar कमाएगा .

papa को  honolulu holiday में  लेजायेगा  ..सब  करेगा ........
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अबे  जीले  साले  इतनी  tension तू  लेता  क्यों ..
life का  time pocket में  तेरे  बङा है  few...
मुन्ना  खोल  दे  आंखे ,, ये  है  तेरे  लिए  last clue...
तेरे  जवानी  आखरी  truth.......................

ek dufaa jee zaraa sa.....

ye thithoorati haddiyo wala budhapaa,
kuch yaado ke khat aur kuch salo purana lifaafaa,
kuch shabd ur gaye hain waqt ke sath,
aur kuch yaad nahi aate aisa hua, umar me izafaa,
rukati hai kabhi kabhi zubaan,jab sanse dikhati hain apana rang,
baate taal jata hai saamane wala,dekh ke haklataa budhapaa,
tab puji pure 206 thi ab to 204 hi hain,
bachpan me do chatakaa di thi, ab dukhati hain vo zaraa zaraa sa,
chhat se use dekh leta tha jab bhi vo khiraki pe aati thi,
ab to chhat pe charane me hi sanso ki ganit bigar jati,
ankho ka kya dosh tha jo inko bhi kamzor kar diya,
vo to chashma raste me mil gaya jisane naya sahara diya,
apani dhalati umar ka bandobast karna bhi azeeb hai,
ye sikorti hai teri khwahishe ko, behichak ahista ahista,
khushiyon ka chhata to hamesha sang rakhaa tune,
par budhape ki dhoop me kyu jal rha hai tu, bujha bujha sa?
hatho me pari lakiro se ek naav bana ke,
khe tu isko door tak mast malang sa,
jo budhapaa pee rha tujhe,us budhape ko tu jee ek dufaa zaraa sa...

afsos kise hota jab chatakati hai sukhi lakariya,
kuch sathi to thithoor rahe hai baahar aur hum jalaa rahe hain agitiyaa,
aag ko dhalati sanse dekar dusaro ko to khush kar diya,
par banaa ke dhuaa apane ashuo ka dheere se upar ura diya,
kuch daaliya to angiti kinaare baithi, aur kuch ko aag ne koyalaa banaa diya,
thithoorate pero ka khyaal bhi kuch or hai,
kahate hai ki insaano me hume apane hatho ka baratan banaa liya,
mujhe parwaah nahi akarti daalo ki, main darataa hu nanhi kopalo ke liye,
daal to kaat ke le gaye the do din pahale,
par nanhi kopalo ne us ghaav pe maraham lagaa diyaa.
patiyo ka ghauranda aur libaas kafi nahi hai in sardiyo me,
is soch se, parindo ke do joro ne mera puraanaa makaan khaali kar diya,
bahut yakin tha apani neeli chhat par hume,
kal ki larayai me, kohare ne use apaanaa kaidi banaa liya,
door hu main us per se, jisake sang maine apanaa bachapan bitayaa
bit gaye din aur awaraa patiyo me likh kar koi sandesh na aayaa,
main gushuda rahaa chamakti dhoom me aur kati lakariyo ke sang
par meri maut ki khabar urati raakh ne mere mauhalle tak pahuchaa diya...

ye duniyaa..

waqt ka murid hai duniya,
hai tu upar to hogi tere pichhe duniya,
jo naya kaam karega tu kabhi,
duniya nikalegi tujhame sau kamiya,
baniya ka khota aagan hai, ye duniya,
bikati hai har cheez yahaa,kharid lo jo hai kharidanaa
hazaro graahak legenge tera hunar chhaane ke baad,
jo na chhaye tera hunar kabhi,
thookengi tujh par purani galiyaa,
duniya ko chaak pe rakh kar, ghoomate rah din bhar,
lootte rah tu isko,ban ke chhaliya,
tera dard na koi dekhane wala yahaa,
hai sabhi gumzadaa yahaa, khuda ke fazl se,
tu uthate ja gum aur bhi, kamate ja khooshiyaa.
holi me pataakhe aur diwali me chalaa tu rango ki goliya,
zindagi fareb hai bari ,tor de pairo ki beriyaa..

raat.....

dhalati raat sametati hai kitane gum,
kisi ko aashoo to kisi ko roti kam,
din bhar bhir me goom rahane ki aadat hai hume,
par raat laati hai dheere se seene pe kafan,
ghise badan ka dard liye roti hai jab sarak,
ashoo usake daurate pahiye kar dete hain dafan,
thak kar choor ho gayi hawaa,leti hai saans kinaare baith kar,
aur sochati hai kyu ho rha hai mera daman?
jo chikhati awwaz aaye to,rat bhi sihar jati hai,
jaan jati hai ki kisi aurat ka ho rha hai gaban,
sanaataa pairo ko aise failaa ke sota hai,
awaaz bhi kaapati hai baahar aane me hardum,
jis jhopari me jal rha hoga diya,
yakinan, dekhate honge chand ko roti saa harpal,
khaali baratan jhagarte hai jhootan ke liye,
bhook se inki bhi to tutati hogi gardan,
dhalti raat pahanti hai yaado ki kardhan,
gaur se dekho jo kabhi,boondo ki ankhe bhi hoti hai halki see num.
parinda jo na lauta ghar raat ko kabhi,
gharaude tak taki baandhe dekhate hai ugata suraj madham.

almaari

Band pari almaari kyu koi kholata nahi?
hazaro chabhiya feki hai, unhe koi kyu aazmaataa nahi?
chaar daraaz hai almaari ke andar,
ek me kapare aur do hai andhero ke samadar,
bachaa ek se koi kyu khush hota nahi?
taale dekh kar hausalaa band par jaye,
use koi jagataa kyu nahi?
kaath ki hai almaari deemak to lagenge,
halke halke lakari ko buradaa karenge.
piche ka ek hissa kharaab hai,
use koi theek karwataa kyu nahi?
ek darwazaa halka jaam hai,dusaraa chilaataa khule-e-aam hai,
isare uske koi samajhataa kyu nahi?
andhare se raushani me almaari ko koi lata kyu nahi?
ek baar kandhe se utha to sahi, mahsoos kar iska vazan tu kabhi?
jo khole to baaye taraf shisha payega, teri banawati shaksiyat ka haal sunayega,
darataa hai tu isi baat se, fir mar rhi almaari ko bech deta kyu nahi?
ya fir daal ke aag me,ise galaa deta kyu nahi.?

kaise batau tujhase amma...

kaali raat le aati hai purani baat, amma

kaisi ye uljhan hai, dar lagata hai, amma,

shaam nigori jaldi dhale,suraj bhi kaamchori kare

de dete hain izajat ise, kaali raat inki jaise maasi lage.

sau kismo ki awaaz guje, lagataa jaise mujhko koi khiche

sanse bhi ho jati hai dafan, yu lage raat hogi na khatm, 

kaali raat le aati hai purani baat, amma

tu na ho to, sitaro wali churail khaa jaye mujhe, amma

paayal pahan ke koi daurata hai, andhere me jaise koi bachchaa rota hai,

peet pe mere anguliyo se nishaan koi kartaa hai,

kali raat le jati hai, mujhase hasi ,amma, 

dar lagata hai, kitanaa, kaise batau amma.

kaise batau tujhse apanaa haal,amma